The Return of the Skinny - 2/6/12
All Predictions are for fun only - Not for Gambling Purposes although you have a real problem if your betting on these games!
G1
BANDITS (2-1) VS. BALL BUSTERS (0-3)
What does a team do after a tough loss and needs to get better - play the Busters.  Once a proud organization, well maybe just
a fun place to play, the Busters have fallen on hard times this season.  Call it bad drafting or too many player signing bonuses
they just need to find the right combination to get a win.  The Bandits on the other hand are one of only two teams with no
stats as team owner Mike Ali stated that if the team bought 100 pounds of fresh mozzerella next week at his deli he would
think about financing the t-shirts.  Would be nice to know who these guys are…Bandits 42, Busters 12
G2
TRI-STATE (1-2) VS. DO WORK (0-2-1)
Finally, yes Finally the boys of EB are back and this week they get to take on the most prolific running game at Tab Ramos
since the golden age of Burlew's and the Green Machine.  The chicanery these guys pull with the ball is so magical George
is looking for a second career as offensive coordinator for the Jets now that there is an opening.  Tri-State came into the
season with high hopes and very little substitutes, however MIA is their all world corner Carl Park Place.  He stated, the
rent is so high in his area, like the monopoly game - no one dares go in it…Tri State 20, Do Work 18
G3
ALERT*** GAME 1 OF THE NIGHT*** CYCLONES (4-0) VS. CRUSHED NUTS (3-1)
Here we go…two rivals since they started calling themselves Mixed Nuts and Jetsers.  Each time these teams play it is one
thing and only one thing - an instant classic.  Look for the highlights of this game on ESPN as Juddy and the boys are looking to
get past their foes and move into first.  Pizzi and Geiger will have something to say about that as Nick was seen practicing
his pulls in the ailes of Shoprite by pulling price tags off of bottles of Andro 400.  Meanwhile, Vinny Lato, who still has some of
the softest hands in the league has been lotioning them up everyday in prepartation…Cyclones 30, Crushed Nuts & Hopes 24.
G4
DYNASTY (1-2-1) VS. FLIGHT BOYS (1-2)
It's a battle of third vs. fourth in one of the most competitive divisions in the league.  Both teams have struggled on offense and
both have overpowering defensive lines.  The only difference is the outfits - one team wears matching jerseys and uses their
power around the outside and the other - Dynasty uses softball pants and earmuffs to provide the bullrush.  If Ronnie can
stay on defense and protect the middle then the offense should be fine.  For the Flight Boys - production is needed out of their
receiving corps as they have way too many drops…Dynasty 20, Flight Boys 16
G5
AZTECS (3-0) VS. RACK CITY (2-1)
Well now, time for the last game of AJ this season as he will be protecting our country in the armed forces after this weeks
game.  Good luck and God speed home.  Does that mean his team has an easy game - not in the least.  It seems the Aztecs
have something in common as their quarterback is also going into the armed forces.  The Aztecs are hurting this week as
the prognosis on Kurt's broken hand - after a tragic bathroom accident - is that he may be out several weeks.  Look for the
defense to rise against the Rack's deep passing game and take this one…Aztecs 40, Rack City 30
G6
ALERT*** GAME 2 OF THE NIGHT*** GAMECOCKS (4-0) VS. NUTRISHOP (2-0)
How many stories can you tell about the new / old QB for Nutrishop - Eddie K.  How about te season he brought his chaffeur in
to play wide receiver or the one year Algie Crumpler made an appearance on the team.  Whatever story you want to believe,
tolls have gone up and so has Bobby John's contributions to make him show up.  The Gamecocks on the other hand just
battled the Advisors who gave them one helluva game.  Did they expose the offensive line play as a little bit shaky or did
they send the game film to Nutrishop to study to see how to stop Jay "the Dippset Jet" Vitiello.  No e-mails please as youtube
should be busy with videos of this and Sahabi's twin…Gamecocks 60, Nutrishop 58